TRAVEL THE WORLD & THE SEVEN SEAS
When I was a kid, I wanted to step on every square foot of the Earth (681,347,989,539,360). Then I grew up a bit, realised it was near impossible, and wanted instead to step on every country on Earth (~200). I got increasingly older and lazier - now I just want to step on every continent on Earth (7).
Tales To Tell...
Why You Should Go Mountain-Climbing (Malaysia, Tanzania, Peru)
The Time I Took a 19-Hour Bus Ride Across East Africa, Because Why Not (Tanzania & Kenya)
The Time I Was Infested By a Human Bot Fly and I Took It With Me To Antarctica (South America & Antarctica)
The Time I Puked My Way to Antarctica (Antarctica)
Crazy things happen when you're on the road (or in the air or on the water) - I tell a lot of stories, but I just haven't gotten down to writing them yet.
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